Sue Morphet is the chief executive of Pacific Brands, the owners of various clothing brands including Bonds Underwear. Last year their share price fell by 45%, however Sue somehow managed to triple her $685,000 pay this year to a tasty $1.86 million whilst deeming it necessary to sack 1850 Australian workers to make the brand 'more competitive'. The 13 directors of the company doubled their money, now splitting something like $15.5 million between themselves.
Workers at the factory, some of whom have been there up to thirty years wonder why they get shafted while the people at the top are rewarded for running the company badly. I'd say it's because the executives are a bunch of cunts and require a fat glassing package.
On a lighter note, please see above: 'hot chicks'. And for the ladies, 'man pouch'. Don't say the Captain doesn't look after his readers.
Glass rating: Ten glass bongsGet off the gear and wake up corporate Australia - you won't be happy until every single fucking thing has to be imported from China will you? Try thinking beyond the next quarter's results and let some of us poor shmoes keep a job. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrnnn.
