Britney can't sing, she can't produce a decent vocal even within the perfect environs of a recording studio running the world's most advanced version of ProTools. She sure as dammit couldn't sing on stage while shuffling awkwardly back and forth (some call it choreography) as it would involve having to concentrate on, god forbid, two things at once. And recovering from all that shuffling involves lots of heavy breathing no pretend stage mic could ever compensate for. Which is why this sorry excuse for entertainment is mostly lip-synced - and there are no video screens for the people in the cheap seats out back of the venue so that no-one can see how woeful the lip-syncing must be.
And Britney fans in Australia walked out demanding refunds for their hard-earned dosh? What in the living fuck did they expect? What a bunch of retarded dickheads, they deserve each other. You buy a ticket to a show to witness a living car-crash first hand and expect musical competency? Get fucked. You would have had the exact same experience for $20 at any Oxford Street drag revue.
This post was originally going to be titled 'Britney's Post-Baby Tits' but things went astray.
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4 comments:
Funny how Betty Boo's career died after she mimed. I'd be annoyed too if I paid to see someone sing and got lip syncing. Would prefer to spend five bucks at the Rock Eisteddfod(?) than Britney. Plus, school chicks are hotter.
Funny how Betty Boo's career died after she mimed. I'd be annoyed too if I paid to see someone sing and got lip syncing. Would prefer to spend five bucks at the Rock Eisteddfod(?) than Britney. Plus, school chicks are hotter.
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