Bert Newton has been running the same experiment for fucking years now, it's called 20 to 1.
Why give all of those same vapid famewhore nobodies even more screen time espousing their incredible knowledge and keen nostalgic memories about the twenty best catchphrases, classic Aussie comedy characters, dodgey songs and bogan fuckwits?
C'mon Ten, you could probably do better than this. Except Go! bought the rights to Seinfeld. Bugger.
And now the top twenty methods of avoiding an incoming tankard:Number 20: Duck!
(Please note that these 'stout' tankards are in no way meant to be any sort of 'fat' joke - honestly).
2 comments:
She may have lost weight, but she's still a fatty. And not funny.
The last time she was funny was as that chain smoking hag on Full Frontal. Mmm crochet boob tube, nom nom nom.
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