Monday, October 26, 2009

Sarah Blasko






















The most boring thing I saw on Rage this weekend, and perhaps the very antithesis of 'Rage' whilst simultaneously and ironically increasing my personal level of it. I dare anyone to sit through her filmclip without reaching for the remote and/or crackpipe.



Tankard rating: Four 'Indie Tryhard' Tankards

Fuck you Triple J. Gaaarn.

6 comments:

Gordon Gekko said...

Hate her music, but I'd hit it.

On to another topic. With your glassing of the "star-vehicle" that is The Spearman Experiment and the recent death of Don Lane (who cares?), I have been considering the Aus TV "legend" that is; Bert Newton.

Why is this ugly, talentless twat on TV? To still be on channel 9, he must have footage of Packer Snr ploughing Ita Buttrose?

Why is he, or Madga for that matter, blighting my eyes when I could be looking at young 20-year-old-hotness? (male or female, I relly don't care - that's my issue to deal with...)

Can we glass Bert, and that fucking toupé, to hell and beyond?

corym said...

Blasphemy! Bert Newton is awesome! Take away the shitty scripted material and infomercials starring the totally bone-able Moira, and Bert just rocks it. He is piss funny, pure slapstick.

If anything, glass his daughter for her career in morning television infomercials.

corym said...

Really, if you're gonna glass anybody, glass all women at Bunnings named Bev or Debbie ( which is pretty much every female who has ever worked at that establishment ).

corym said...

And people, who in posed-photos, are seated to the far left or far right, but lean their heads into the shot, and give a shit-eating grin.

Gordon Gekko said...

I agree with you on the posed-photos and Bunnings folk, but Bert needs a tankard to the (bald) head. It's scripted crap all the way

tallrockboy said...

never heard of her, but going off the photo she looks like she'd be worth doing in the frozen chicken position.