"Where did we go wrong Pa?" thinks Ma to herself...
"Don't look at me", thinks Pa, "you shouldn't have shagged the milkman while I was down workin' at the Jack Daniels distillery filterin' that tasty whiskey with my filthy beard..."
Ah, lament. It's that warm fuzzy feeling when you realise that life is a long series of disappointments.
Tankard rating: Three Cointreau Ball tankardsand Kylie Minogue's entire back catalogue. Gnaaar.
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Who's disappointed? You can knock out your incest and bestiality fantasies in one hit.
Dad has the I-just-shit-my-pants look on his face.
Wylie Coyote never looked so hot...
Kylie Minogue's "back catalogue". I'd hit it.
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