Yeah, but what do you do for an encore smarty pants?
Tankard rating: Three ceramic tankardsLet's see ya do the spinny thing AND juggle these! Gaarn.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
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Yeah, but what do you do for an encore smarty pants?
Tankard rating: Three ceramic tankardsLet's see ya do the spinny thing AND juggle these! Gaarn.
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I presume the encore would be something like a Tokyo Shockboys firecrackers-up-the-jacksie type affair.
They could market this as a penis enlarger and entertainment system in one.
Gnarr
Hey kids - it's more fun than waggling your Wiimote! And you can wee with it too!!
I'm sure his encore performance is to wank, shoot his flammable jizz through the flame of a cigarette lighter, which will then have the jizz burning. It will continue to fly onto the metal hoop, setting it alight, making The Ring of Fire. And he'll jump through The Ring of Fire on his skateboard.
All whilst slamming a Pepsi Max - that's XTREEEEEME dude! Gaarn.
Hey. It's got no sugar.
I'd love to see that bloke set fire to his wanger and twirl in around ...
How's your tossle John? We all felt for you man, we really did. Gnaar.
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