Wednesday, September 2, 2009

The Home Ice Cream Man and his Fucking Annoying Ringing Bells






















The prick comes past every other afternoon and the fat little Leb cunts next door get even more vociferous than usual. As if they really needed any more incentive to be little cunts.

Another fatty-bashing post? Why not?

Nom-nom-nom-nom. Gaarn.


Glass rating: One glass sumo coffee table

Somewhere to put more icecream! Nomnom.

11 comments:

Gordon Gekko said...

And one in the face for the cunt who wrote "Greensleeves".

Gordon Gekko said...

By the way, can we also glass the 26yo woman who fucked John Della Bosca (NSW MP)?

FFS: I know that the average Aussie bloke can be a bit shit, but if you have to shag a fat, ugly cretin like JDB; you're scraping the bottom of the barrel and it's time to move to a new suburb, state or continent.

Gordon Gekko said...

PS - Gekko is back.

- Captain Poopey - said...

And welcome back Gordo, glad you stopped by.

Festy, as soon as we have a name and photo consider that famewhore glassed!

- Captain Poopey - said...

Oh shit, I'd better put the crackpipe down (I thought that was the Festmeister commenting about that woman...) Garn -tish- (self glassing with crackpipe).

corym said...

Who is John Della Bosca? Sounds like a wog who'd wear gold chains. And mesh tank top.

- Captain Poopey - said...

Yeah, it's all over the NSW news at the moment. You know, because wogs 'run' the NSW government, and mainly into the ground. I'd love to see him in a mesh tank top, probably as much as I'd like to see his wife Belinda 'Godzilla' Neal in split-crotch panties. Oh, the humanity.

Festy said...

Ah, that is 24-ct Poop. I gagged on my brekky picturing Belinda "Don't you know who I am" Neal is crotchless jocks. Fucken awful.

It's also a shame that after the election they moved Belinda Neal so that on the TV shot, she appears directly behind the person speaking. It used to be the Kate Ellis, a clear favourite for most rootable MP, now it's the wife of a guy who, to answer Corym's question, could be be described as 'a cunt'.
If my English history lessons were correct, wasn't it none other than fat bastard and serial wife-changer King Henry VIII who wrote 'Greensleeves'?

I also fully support Gekko's glassing of Kate Neil the cum dunp for JDB. She also rooted occasional comedian Flacco as well, so she's obviously a fame-whore. She'll be on the end of Dougie the Pizza Boy's knob in no time.

What was this original post about?

- Captain Poopey - said...

In all fairness Festy I should apologise for putting that image in your mind, let alone at breakfast time. That's no way to start the day.

Looks like Henry the VIII needs some tankards thrown his way, thank got both myself and the internet weren't around back then. He would have had me disemboweled then made to sniff Belinda Neal's pissflaps poking through the aformentioned panties.

What was the post about again? Mmm pissflaps! Countess?? Where for art thou?

Festy said...

I don't know what's worse: Belinda Neal's crotchless jocks for brekky, or her steamy, stinking, slight mouldy pissflaps for lunch.

Either way, Countess Cherry Ramone would definitely approve.

- Captain Poopey - said...

That's a menu only a Japanese panty fancier might consider. Nom-nom.