
I wonder if in Mexico VIP stands for Vermin Infested Potty?
Even if I had a Very Important Poopoo to drop off I'd be taking my business elsewhere!
Housekeeping! Housekeeeeping!!
Tankard rating: Three ceramic tankardsFor God's sake don't drink the water. Gaarn.

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Bizarre, but worthy.
It's a bit early in the week for this level of toilet humour but then again when have my standards ever been worth scrutinising? Which reminds me Festy, we have to glass the auto spellchecking in these comment boxes, the red underlining when I don't use 'humor' and 'scrutinizing' give me the shits. Gaaaaaaaaaaarn.
Me thinks VIP Toilet is written in poop.
I'm reminded of a story I was told many many years ago when a mate visiting a mens room at a uni function faced a disheveled scene comprising much carelessly discarded toilet paper and the word 'Turdburglar' written in poo right across the large mirror, Zorro style. Mr. Hankey has a lot to answer for. Gaarn.
Howwwwwdy ho!
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