Every time I see this cockjockey's bonce I'm choking on my own rage, so this past week has been particularly rage laden. Let's get the tankards flying for (in no particular order) :
a) being a completely egomaniacal cunt
b) using Tamara Jaber as a beard
c) referring to himself and his holdings company as 'King Kyle'
d) successfully managing Tamara's 'pop career' * (denotes sarcasm)
e) being a complete and utter cunt
Please feel free to add more in the comments biddy.
With millions of dollars owed to creditors for his St Ives 'mansion' and his Lawsie-like taste for high-end Rolls Royces, I hope the talentless fuck ends up back where he started - a street kid giving hand jobs for crack. Even his parents couldn't stand the turd and now the rest of the country feels the same way.
Tankard rating: One surplus ICBM tankardI stole it from Holsworthy base for the good of the nation. Gaaaarn.
3 comments:
Completely and utterly Poop.
I remember seeing this cunt on Denton and thinking that he cannot stop smoking pole, even for a millisecond.
Just one of those blokes who never thinks he's wrong, appears to have rage simmering just beneath the surface all the time, and gives the most backhanded apologies ie: "You want an apology, FINE, have one, I'll give an apology to whoever, I don't care." I bet the girl feels better after that.
I never watched it, but I'm glad to hear he's lost his Idol gig, hopefully he'll be booted back down the radio chain until he's doing mid-dawns in Karratha just for somewhere to live.
Absolute cunt, worthy of a place in the Cunt Pantheon of Sydney Radio Jocks (alongside Lawsy, Jones, Price & Zemanek and other cunts I've never heard of because I live in Melbourne).
I have to say somewhat guiltily, that I would be guilty of tapping Jackie O, given the chance, but only unlubricated anal.
With regards to Jackie O, I respect your intended methodology, and hope that one day your dream may come to fruition. Love your work Festy. Gaaarn.
Great glassing, fully supported.
I too would tap JO's unlubed chute; good call Fest.
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