Friday, July 3, 2009

Jason Jackson

























Corym has been way ahead of the curve and sent me this screencaps (yes, he has the technology) of this sad little weirdo who now stands to make a buttload of cash impersonating a dead peado.

Says Jason in today's paper, "I believe I am alive today because God saved me for this - to make people happy. I have a message to give, the same as Michael."

And I'd heard that Farrah Fawcett's dying wish was that all the children in the world would be safe from molestation... hmm.

Glass rating: Four tankards (Jesus juice optional)

Isn't life strange? Sh'mon. Gnaar.

10 comments:

Gordon Gekko said...

He looks like a cross between MJ & Phil Spector.

Glass away.

Festy said...

I saw this guy on the news and was struck dumb at what a fucktard and gheyfer (old skool NTBG!) this guy was.
Glass him so he can follow Michael and get some plastic surgery (though it looks like he's already had his chin removed).

Gordon Gekko said...

Nice work with the old skool NTBG. Now we need Stagger to confirm if he'd "hit" it.

corym said...

"This site is going downhill."

corym said...

He he. Hooooooo!

festy said...

This guy was on ACA the other night and he was so fucked, a room with five people in it was stunned into silence.
Enjoy your 15 minutes Jason, then go kill yourself (by glassing).

David Gyngell said...

We should glass Channel 7 for giving this wannabe kiddy fiddling fuckwit any air time!

- Captain Poopey - said...

Sorry about the lack of posting people, I'm away for a few days doing repairs on the Poop Deck - keep it real, Love from The Poopster.

corym said...

It's ok. We'll just keep glassing this Jason homo.

Staggerlee said...

Gordy, i was never a hit it man...i have more of a KFC fetish.

This little weasel needs 10minutes with Troppo and his blow torch while Dylan has a pull in the back ground...