If only for squandering daddy's fortune on idiot casino ventures alone, here's a long overdue glassing to Australia's Upper-Class Twit Of The Year, James Packer.
Bet the Scientologists won't be so buddy-buddy when it's all been spent big fella.
Tankard rating: Five leather tankards
Lord Xenu commands it so! Gaarn.
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Shirtleeves to shirtleeves in 3 generations. Frank Sr; Big Kezza and now Jamie the douchebag. There's a firesale coming. Glass away.
I generally don't like Australia's tall poppy syndrome, but I think in the case of the Packer family it is more than justified for them being fat, ugly, rich, mean cunts.
I'll bet his Mrs won't be so chummy when all of the money's gone as well.
I forgot to mention the toothy wife's 'recording career'. Haven't heard her either? I wonder why? Garn.
How about a glass or six for the tarts who shagged JP before EP. Sure, you were all attracted to his looks.
Shallow bitches.
Hey Gordo, to be fair I'd still bang that crazy Kate Fischer given the chance:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qY77u6253gY/RptiDRT1pII/AAAAAAAAAZg/xR0m3rMClak/s400/kate-fischer.jpg
Gaaaaaaarn. And I'm spent.
Great photo and back in the days when she was rooting JP I agree with you. But I'm guessing her arse is triple that size today.
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