General Raam

I've been playing the crap out of 'Gears of War' this past week, and it's fucking awesome what with having access to a chainsaw-equipped assault rifle and all. But during the final boss fight with 'ladies choice' Raam (as pictured) I must have died fifty times before working out what to do. I miss having the reflexes of a 10 year old on speed-coated Frosties. On the bright side, the neighbours are probably enjoying the loud swearing and explosions n' shit. They probably think they're living next door to a serial killer... best to keep them on their toes don't you think?

It's only going to get worse when I get my hands on GOW2! Ha-haaaar!!

Assault rifle rating: Three assault rifles

Who needs psychotherapy? Gaarn.