English or Amish? With no GPS, mobile phone, map, provisions or any idea where he was going, this 'experienced' hiker has cost emergency rescue services a shitload of money. Let's hope this wasn't some sort of hoax to ensure instant fame and lucrative sponsorship deals.
Tankard rating: Four 'We're the Fukawi' tankardsGaarn.
3 comments:
English cunts.
Too true Festy.
Also, 10 glasses for the media. He's not a hero, he's not brave, he's a fucking douchebag who went hiking unprepared. The headline should read:
"One less useless cunt in the world; Oh well, now time for the weather..."
He's giving the cheddar to the people who rescued him, but in 3 weeks he'll be a no name again, like that Clare bird with the huge mole who saw two wogs fighting.
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