It's what? A blanket with arms sewn on? How much? Only three easy payments of $19.95 each? And now the whole family can look like (insert one) cult members/The Polyphonic Spree/The Emperor's Imperial Guards/a complete tool while saving those big bucks on heating bills. Fucking awesome! I'll take four!!
Kudos to the manufacturers who were overstocked when the KKK cancelled their last order of uniforms. I hope they get some kind of marketing award.
Tankard rating: Five Demtel leather tankards
Call now and get a bonus booklight free! Gaarn.
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A huge target, and one worth a massive ker-tissshhh for advancing the cause of couch-potato-ification of the nation.
Imagine the fat fucks who are going to buy this, and how fucken rank they're going to be after about a week of use.
I thought it was joke the first time I saw this.
Hadn't thought about the stank factor Festy, but you're so right. Eeew.
Hhhmmmmm. It's been freaking cold at the Gekko-liar lately. I may have to buy one.
Gordon Gekko
You get a free book light Gordo (if you call in the next 30 minutes). May not be up to the task if a 200W reptilian sunlamp is required though. Garn.
I'd hit it.
Is there a slot for easy access? Gnaar.
I love the idea of unemployed fat fucks thinking this is a replacement for clothes - nice work !!!
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