Friday, June 26, 2009

Sexual harassment at work

















Can anyone tell me what is wrong with the above scenario?

Yes, that's right. Mr Elephant is making unwanted advances upon Ms. Elephant in the workplace. And that's frowned upon, even in Pakistan.

So, boys and girls, please remember: "I will not attempt doggy style at work, even if the opportunity presents itself in the dark confines of the stationery cupboard and my secretary was practically begging for it, honestly. Your honour."


Glass rating: Two glasses of Casa el Cheapo

Only six months to the next office Christmas party...

6 comments:

Festy said...

I hope he used the withdrawal method and spray-painted the passengers on Ms Elephant.

Gordon Gekko said...

Let's glass the cunt in the hat & red shirt who's belting Mr Elephant with a stick - poor form; you should never interrupt a man/elephant when he's on the job

- Captain Poopey - said...

"I whacked off an elephant for you daddy..." - Tom Green, 'Freddy Got Fingered'. Should have got an Oscar. Gaarn.

Gordon Gekko said...

How about a glassing in-memorium for Michael Jackson & Farrah Fawcett? MJ for fiddling kids & having only one dance move.

FF for aging without grace from my teenage masturbatory fantasy to a freak show?

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corym said...

I'm reminded of Doug Mulray's Naughtiest Home Videos for some reason. And chubby chaser pr0n.