Captain Poopey has sailed the high seas of mediocrity for many years. But when things get him down or downright give him the shits, he sets sail for this here blog and hurls a tankard or three at whatever has shat him that day. Join the Captain on the poopdeck for some rum-flavoured glassings. Anchors away and roger the cabin boy!
If one had to hazard a guess, one would assume these leather bikini bottoms would be a tad pungent. Love the muttonchops though, keep up the good work.
Tankard rating: Five 'I like a cow in tight leather' leather tankards.
Chafing creme recommended.
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festy
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Good on him for wearing a supportive knee bandage though, arthritis can fucken hurt. I presume his band plays Britney Spears covers
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Good on him for wearing a supportive knee bandage though, arthritis can fucken hurt.
I presume his band plays Britney Spears covers
Love the mutton chops.
I like the suspenders; just in case the leather starts to stretch and fall; just like his rectum...
I so wanna shove a stubby in to that hommosexual's balls!
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