Captain Poopey has sailed the high seas of mediocrity for many years. But when things get him down or downright give him the shits, he sets sail for this here blog and hurls a tankard or three at whatever has shat him that day. Join the Captain on the poopdeck for some rum-flavoured glassings. Anchors away and roger the cabin boy!
Dude should chiddya-check himself before he wrecks himself... looks like a biiig job.
Glass rating: Four pints of full cream milk
Somebody hide the chocolates for god's sake! Garn.
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Festy
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Christ, I saw a doco on German Tv a while ago about dudes who funnel feed their women to make them as fat as possible. One bloke had his house reinforced so he could weigh his Mrs on a sling connected to the ceiling. he used to get the horn whenever they acheived a personal 'best'. Fucken dickheads. Supported.
They do seem to have nicer personalities Corym, but I had to laugh the other week, ACA/TT had a fun story about this fat chick who had gastric banding surgery and subsequently left her devoted chubby chaser/carer for another man because she was newly 'better looking'. What a bat fitch!
Wonder what sort of scientific physics experiment you could perform with a fat chick on a reinforced sling Festy? Interesting...
Re : Chocolate and Cheese. The HIV song is a killer too. They played at Alternative Nation in '95, but back then I'd only heard Push The Little Daisies and steered well clear of them. Bugger.
Staggers, perhaps the best solution may be to get the mrs to pay for Foxtel - she's always complaining about nothing being on. Also a 24hr shopping channel means more xbox time for me in the poop-cave, so it's win-win. Garn.
Corym, 99% of people asked about Ween immediately refer to 'PTLD'. Which put 99% of people off them for life (Mrs Poopey included). However, just about every song they've recorded since has some kind of brilliance/weirdness about it, and no two sound the same.
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Christ, I saw a doco on German Tv a while ago about dudes who funnel feed their women to make them as fat as possible. One bloke had his house reinforced so he could weigh his Mrs on a sling connected to the ceiling. he used to get the horn whenever they acheived a personal 'best'.
Fucken dickheads.
Supported.
Suuuuuuuported. But fat chicks do have a nice personality.
They do seem to have nicer personalities Corym, but I had to laugh the other week, ACA/TT had a fun story about this fat chick who had gastric banding surgery and subsequently left her devoted chubby chaser/carer for another man because she was newly 'better looking'. What a bat fitch!
Wonder what sort of scientific physics experiment you could perform with a fat chick on a reinforced sling Festy? Interesting...
Im concerned about you Poops.
Two and a half men and now ACA/TT...
You need Foxtel and quickly, or a new mrs
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Re : Chocolate and Cheese. The HIV song is a killer too. They played at Alternative Nation in '95, but back then I'd only heard Push The Little Daisies and steered well clear of them. Bugger.
Staggers, perhaps the best solution may be to get the mrs to pay for Foxtel - she's always complaining about nothing being on. Also a 24hr shopping channel means more xbox time for me in the poop-cave, so it's win-win. Garn.
Corym, 99% of people asked about Ween immediately refer to 'PTLD'. Which put 99% of people off them for life (Mrs Poopey included). However, just about every song they've recorded since has some kind of brilliance/weirdness about it, and no two sound the same.
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