Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Chubby chasers




















Dude should chiddya-check himself before he wrecks himself... looks like a biiig job.

Glass rating: Four pints of full cream milk

Somebody hide the chocolates for god's sake! Garn.

7 comments:

Festy said...

Christ, I saw a doco on German Tv a while ago about dudes who funnel feed their women to make them as fat as possible. One bloke had his house reinforced so he could weigh his Mrs on a sling connected to the ceiling. he used to get the horn whenever they acheived a personal 'best'.
Fucken dickheads.
Supported.

corym said...

Suuuuuuuported. But fat chicks do have a nice personality.

- Captain Poopey - said...

They do seem to have nicer personalities Corym, but I had to laugh the other week, ACA/TT had a fun story about this fat chick who had gastric banding surgery and subsequently left her devoted chubby chaser/carer for another man because she was newly 'better looking'. What a bat fitch!

Wonder what sort of scientific physics experiment you could perform with a fat chick on a reinforced sling Festy? Interesting...

Staggerlee said...

Im concerned about you Poops.
Two and a half men and now ACA/TT...

You need Foxtel and quickly, or a new mrs

GAN

corym said...

Re : Chocolate and Cheese. The HIV song is a killer too. They played at Alternative Nation in '95, but back then I'd only heard Push The Little Daisies and steered well clear of them. Bugger.

- Captain Poopey - said...

Staggers, perhaps the best solution may be to get the mrs to pay for Foxtel - she's always complaining about nothing being on. Also a 24hr shopping channel means more xbox time for me in the poop-cave, so it's win-win. Garn.

- Captain Poopey - said...

Corym, 99% of people asked about Ween immediately refer to 'PTLD'. Which put 99% of people off them for life (Mrs Poopey included). However, just about every song they've recorded since has some kind of brilliance/weirdness about it, and no two sound the same.