I personally think that the NRL is a crock of shit.
Poopey's suggestions to fix the fucking thing:
a) Players go back to having day jobs. If they're having to get up at 3 a.m. to do the local council garbage run so be it, it was good enough for players in the 70's and there was none of this fucking nightclub/club function/pub crawl sexual assault nonsense going on when they had to be out of bed at sparrow's fart. Yes I realise the council would have to buy the old garbage trucks back without the robot arm. It would be worth it.
b) Players that represent a team consist of players that actually live in that team's area. I could not be bothered going to a St. George game if the team is 80% Kiwi players from Wykikamoocow.
c) Bring back Mahatmacoat. Fucking political correctness.
Tankard rating: One AFL tankard.
At least Cousins could hook me up with the good stuff. Gaan.
3 comments:
ahhh sound like you know your shit
Approve. They call it football, yet they just run and throw the ball... when they're not fingering arseholes, raping sluts.
Is that what he did? Did a Hoppa on the poor love? STINKFIST!
Tremendous, just adds to the allure of the players as renaissance men, fucken gorillas. NRL sucks the fat one - all muscles, very little brain required.
I agree with Corey, they should be banned from calling it footy.
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