John Mayer is a musician who hires himself out to female celebrities to have a 'relationship' with who need publicity for whatever crappy project that they're trying to desperately promote at the time. Have you ever heard one of his songs? Me neither. They even give him Grammy awards - which I suspect is in sympathy for having to pretend to bone that awful Jennifer Aniston. It's a crazy world that we live in isn't it? I've sent a letter off to the Grammy people in the hope that they will recognise my 'contribution to making the ladies happy - if you know what I mean'. It's alright, I can wait until next February, no worries. Grammy people? Grammy peoples??
Glass rating: Three pointy ARIA awardsI'm happy with these in lieu of that Grammy, ok?
4 comments:
Work it Poop, time you got some recognition.
As for John Mayer, he's just another person who fills magazines who I proudly have no idea who he is or what he's done.
HAVING SAID THAT, I wouldn't mind having his cock's history.
Hhhhmmmmm, I will have to disagree with you on one point. Jennifer Aniston; sure, she couldn't act her way out of paper bag but, in the words of Staggerlee - It hit it.
As for Mayer himself - cunt. Glass away.
Gordon Gekko
He is a poor man's Ryan Adams.
I haven't heard any of his songs either, but they can't be as bad as Pete Murray... can they?
How long before he's on the job with Amy Winehouse?
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