Janice Dickinson

This dreadful T-Rex of the fashion world loves to remind the vapid famewhores on 'America's Next Supermodel' and anyone within earshot that she was, in fact, the world's first supermodel herself. I'd like to remind her that a kilogram of injected collagen makes you look like a human superduck. Quack quack, quack quack quack. Which is a shame because she used to look like this:




















Oh well.


Glass rating: Four model-thin tankards.

They're pipettes, I'm sure you get the idea. Gnnaar.