I'm fucking sick to death of these never-ending water restrictions, and the inherant guilty feeling that arises within me everytime I flush the dunny or water the plants. Thanks to the State Government's complete lack of foresight that perhaps living on the world's largest desert island might preclude an occasional droughty period (duh) we've had to put up with this bullshit for years now. These cunts are letting over one thousand people a week migrate into Sydney, and are raking in all the stamp duty from the buttload of new homes and unit developments these people are buying in to. Not to mention all the taxes collected from the expanding population's daily dealings. Extra people use more water don't they? Has anything been spent on water infrastructure? You must be kidding. Building some collecting stations at the ends of stormwater drainage canals, filtering it and piping it back to the dams would be way too hard I suppose? All that lovely rainwater heading out to sea... To sweeten the restrictions situation, we're all going to be paying an additional levy on our water bills to go towards building that lovely DeSal plant out at Kurnell (and to offset Sydney Water's lost revenues from decreased water usage). Monorail, Olympic Stadium, say hello to the next white elephant kids.
Our forefathers had a better idea of what needed to be done 100 years ago. Take a look at the Princes Highway running through the St. George area. That bastard had three lanes going both ways and was built, what, 80 years ago? The M5 built by this Government which is meant to be a main arterial road has two lanes each way. One breakdown or accident and the whole thing is fucked for hours. The guys that built Warragamba and Woronora Dams after WWII had their shit to-geth-ah. What's more, the old timers had predicted Sydney's population needs and had allocated more sites for additional dams in the future. Thanks to the smelly tree-hugging hippies and the State Goverment sucking up to them we're now in this mess.
And there's a lot less of this going on at Chez Poopey:
It means that my standard of living has dropped. I take pride in my car. It's an old piece of crap but I did used to keep it fairly clean. Fuck paying someone $20 to wash it for me, I want it done properly - that's why I used to wash it every couple of weeks at home. And you can stick your 'use a watering can and bucket to wash your car' rules. Have you ever tried to get that caked-on shit off your duco with a watering can? Fuck off.
You can also stick your treated sewage up your arse Morris, if that's not too ironic.
There's a whole generation of kids who won't know the fun of summer holidays spent running through the lawn sprinkler, or injuring themselves on the K-Tel Slip'n'Slide down the backyard. That's fucked.
Tankard Rating: Six Tankards devoid of any H2O.
Gaaaarn.
Tankard Rating: Nine Steel Tankards and a ham sandwich.
